my talents include

megbiediger:

-choking on nothing but air and spit

-asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said

-making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them

-compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed

posted Wednesday, 19 October 2016 with 197,258 notes
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